Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Shorty, Want To Drive Wit(h) Me?

Hi, my name is Vi. It's been a while.

These are some of my musings while driving my moondust tractor.
  1. I refuse to listen to Chris Brown on the radio. 
  2. I like imagining things "falling off the back of a truck" when they drive past me, and wishing I were able to get it for free. Including Volkswagen GTI's off delivery trucks and vintage dress from Salvos truck.
  3. I freak out when I accidentally take my Tiffany & Co. pearl earrings into the shower. I calm down when I realise that pearls lived in water so it won't disintergrate. 
  4. Using a bigger glob of eye cream does not undo a weekend of inadequate sleep.
  5. I try not to touch the reflectors in the middle of the road when changing lanes. It's like the grown up driving version of "don't step on the crack"
  6. I blush a little every time I hear Pony by Ginuwine *blush* 
  7. Why does every boy I date shave his head right after we break up?
  8. My biggest regret in life is, as SRC, I gave the "Cinderella/most transformed award" at the year twelve ball to my friend who straightened her hair, rather than the muslim girl who went to the ball without her hijab. I wish i could turn back time. 
  9. When i was a kid, i would draw on my wall and clothes. And i expect my kids to do the same.
  10. Sometimes I was/am ashamed of were I live. But I'm proud of my story. 

    1 % flawed:

    NP said...

    Shawty how I enjoy your musings.

    Hahahaha blushing at Pony, you cutie.

    And your biggest regret in life was who you gave that most transformed award to :P For those others reading, the girl with the straightened hair was me. And on the night, I was bewildered to be the recipient of said award. Confused as to whether to be flattered or slightly offended, haha me who can never take a compliment easily. Although getting better at with age and grace!

    But girl you are too harsh on yourself. We were young, foolish and superficial. Cannot judge with wish 24-year old eyes.